4 - Car Missiles

Car missiles....so important!  How important? You want to survive your driving experiences right?  Well the demons of the world are not so interested in that.  They are absolutely dying to knock you around and cause accidents or something worse.  My scariest time on the road was so bad that I prayed God would send angels to help me next time.  However, he had something else in mind, The Car Missiles!

Sounds kind of James Bond-ish, but they are really just practical tools.  You see a dangerous car ahead of you, someone who may be swerving a lot.  One car missile later and the problem is fixed.  Even if the car was driven by a positve force of some sort, The Car Missile worked it out for you.  The car was vaporized and the fate of the driver and any passengers was left up to God.

I know, no one really sees Car Missiles and no one really believes they exist.  But hey, you are reading a book written by an angel so if those things make you think twice, you may want to give up on this book now because things get much more interesting.

The Car Missiles, gots to have them.  Absolutely crucial.  Staying in your body or whatever you are using to get around is pretty important.  So God provides the Car Missiles to keep us in one piece.

Just make sure to thank him when you arrive at your destinations.  Praying when you get into your car to take the wheel is not the worst idea either.

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